I Just Sprained My Hand Typing This - I'm Questionable For Saturday

Thursday, May 26th 2011, 1:17 pm
By: News On 6

Originally Published: Sep 21, 2009 2:34 PM CDT

And I wasn't even hammering these words out all that fast. But, apparently I shouldn't be surprised, not with the way Cowboys and Sooners have been dropping like flies leading up to their season openers. Orie Lemon, Jermaine Gresham, a season's worth of injury rumors...it's got me thinking: 1) I want to walk down the hall to the break room, but I'm afraid I might catch a toe in a carpet seam and tweak my knee 2) My phone is directly to my left, and I want to make a call, but I'm afraid I'll twist that way too fast and pull a muscle in my ribcage 3) Checking for my mail in the awkward slot in the newsroom might cause a hyperextended elbow I think now would be a good time for fans to take time out and relax for a minute. Of course, too many of those deep breathing exercises could make you pass out.