All Cowboys all the time?

Ratings for the Olympics have fallen short of NBC's expectations nationally and in the Tulsa area. We're in the Olympic spirit, so we came up with a few suggestions to beef up those local ratings.<P><br>Here

Tuesday, September 26th 2000, 12:00 am

By: News On 6

Ratings for the Olympics have fallen short of NBC's expectations nationally and in the Tulsa area. We're in the Olympic spirit, so we came up with a few suggestions to beef up those local ratings.

Here are 10 things NBC should do to boost Olympics TV ratings .

10	Enter Cowboys Rocket Ismail, Wayne McGarrity, Chris Warren and David LaFleur in 4x100-meter relay. Show it every night in prime time.
9	The Jerry Jones Gymnastics Hour. Cowboys owner discusses finer points of the balance beam with guests Randall Cunningham, Emmitt Smith and Mark Stepnoski, all of whom wear silver and blue leotards.
8	Move field hockey tournament to Texas Stadium. Pretend South Korean team is really Cowboys junior varsity.
7	Make stationary bike Olympic sport. Award rehabbing Joey Galloway the gold medal.
6	Closing Ceremony Parade of Nations includes only members of Cowboy Super Bowl teams.
5	Trampoline ... and Cowboys cheerleaders.
4	Brad Sham calls table tennis. Only current or former Cowboys participate.
3	Clint Stoerner tosses javelin ... to Jackie Harris.
2	Test pattern of Troy Aikman's face superimposed over Olympic rings.
1	Larry-Allen-Erik Williams synchronized swimming!